THE ORACLE IS TYPING...

Tired of indecision? Let Erin’s totally reliable crystal ball give you the answers you seek.

Was that cute cashier flirting with you, or was she just being nice? Is it finally time to ditch your toxic friend? Should you take that dead-end job that would finally allow you to move out? Or just accept that your roommate will never get into that thick green skull of hers that your shared bedroom isn’t a private hotel suite, and there’s no room for her fifth boyfriend of the week to hog the shower again? Yes or no. It’s all here.