I hope we’ll never have to cross paths.
Laser Pointer
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Born November 3
Toxi City, Floridafriends
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₊ ˚‧︵‿₊୨ Algae Rhythm - Summer Overhaul୧₊‿︵‧ ˚ ₊⊹:
@Dr. Beatrice O'Hazard binch move on
Dr. Beatrice O'Hazard
@Laser Pointer tell your associate to stop filling the company email with spam.
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Laser Pointer @laser.pointer
You have to walk these streets at night. The sounds, the smells, the people… it’s like walking into another dimension, a liminal space that only I know of, and only I can see for what it is. My moves are swift, calculated, just in time with the cadence of the night life: I move like a ghost, unnoticed, slipping through the cracks of society, taking what I want and leaving no trace behind. I’m the very essence of the night: and in the dark I fade, content.
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₊ ˚‧︵‿₊୨ Algae Rhythm - Summer Overhaul୧₊‿︵‧ ˚ ₊⊹:
ok edgelord 💀 💀 💀
Laser Pointer @laser.pointer
Catch of the day! Can anyone help me identify this species?
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Opi #NewAnimalsInStock
name your price
Laser Pointer
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Laser Pointer posted in group Hi! Catty Marketplace - Buy Sell Trade
Good meowrning everyone. As some of you know, for the past three months I have been looking for this limited edition Hi! Catty plushie from 2004. I thought I had found one the other week, but the user who pretended to have it in their garage turned out to be my ex-employer's lackey, who had been sent to kill me.
This is the fourth time this month, and at this point I feel like the group moderators should have a stricter join process with a questionnaire that can spot real fans from posers. I could offer my in-depth knowledge of the franchise to the cause, if needed. Anyways, if you're in possession of this toy, please contact me through DMs.
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Brutus B.
Aw shucks that's a shame that happened to you... no worries though... I have one of these catty plushies and I also happen to be in your city... can we meet at the back alley outside of the Liquidator? @Laser Pointer @Laser Pointer @Laser Pointer
₊ ˚‧︵‿₊୨ Algae Rhythm - Summer Overhaul୧₊‿︵‧ ˚ ₊⊹: published a photo with Laser Pointer
Huge, huge, HUGE shout out to my bestie for their birthday, LASER POINTERRRR!! Their name preceeds their fame, but if any of you has been living under a ROCK - IMPOSSIBLE for any of my followers! 😝 - they're the best assassin in town, a true LEGEND! And besides being a perfect silent killer, they also have looks that Kill! Love you L, happy birthday!
Use code ALGAE50 to get 50% off on the new subscription plan for my finance coaching course! Link in bio!
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Laser Pointer
Can you at least not use me to promote your stuff?!
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ALGORITHM STOP DELETING MY COMMENTS AND JUST ADMIT YOU STOLE MY MONEY! IT’S BEEN FIVE MONTHS AND YOU STILL HAVEN’T SENT ME THE PRODUCTS I WON DURING THE GIVEAWAY, AND YOU TOOK 500 $ FOR THE SHIPPING…. ARE THOSE SHAMPOO BOTTLES ROLLING AROUND THE GLOBE TO GET TO ME?! I’VE ALREADY CONTACTED AUTHORITIES, @EVERYONE STOP FOLLOWING ALGORITHM STOP BUYING HER PRODUCTS STOP ENGAGING WITH HER CONTENT! #ALGIETHETHIEF #STEALGORITHM
now i see that you're deliberately ignoring me. i have been trying to reach you for the past five weeks w/ no callback and im about to leave you a one star review on heistadvisor. you have 24 hours.